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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:08

Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
No way
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No, not a chance
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones